Saturday, March 29, 2014

Daily Dose of Brock

Welcome to the weekend Phoenix! Any good plans? As usual, I'm on patrol stand by, so really can't plan anything with Jenna for the weekend. But we like that - it lets us be spontaneous!
Don't forget - tomorrow is Gabrielle's Walking Dead night! You can find it in the events. You won't want to miss it.
Pop Culture Trivia for March 29, 2014
1971: Lt. William Calley was convicted of murdering 22 Vietnamese civilians in the My Lai massacre.
1973: The last U.S. troops left South Vietnam.
1999: The Dow Jones industrial average closed above 10,000 for the first time, at 10,006.78.
2002: Israel declared Yasir Arafat an enemy.
Joke of the Day:
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, “ROAR,” step, step, “ROAR,” all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."
Quote of the Day:
Follow your dreams. Except the one where you go to work naked.
Random Daily Factoid:
A blue whale's heart is the size of a Volkswagen Beetle!
Today's family fail is .... well, me. I didn't think it was a fail, but my brothers did. What do you think?
Have a fangtastic day!  Brock  

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