Friday, March 28, 2014

Daily Dose of Brock

TGIF Phoenix! It's Friday - and you know what that means - yep - the weekend officially starts soon. Don't forget Gabrielle's Walking Dead party this Sunday - go and check it out under events.
Pop Culture Trivia for March 28, 2014
1979: Nuclear power plant accident at Three Mile Island, near Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
2000: Supreme Court rules unanimously that an anonymous tip does not justify a stop-and-frisk action against a person.
Joke of the Day:
Thor mopes on Mt. Olympus. Zeus asks him why he looks so depressed. Thor says that he misses the companionship and love of a woman. Zeus tells Thor that he will fix the problem by sending Thor down to Earth.
Thor lands in the backyard of a single woman. The two immediately start making love and continue all weekend.
After the weekend Thor is back at Mt. Olympus with a big grin on his face. Zeus asks Thor the great woman's name, but Thor admits that he never asked.
Horrified at his rudeness, Zeus sends Thor back down to find out the woman's name. Arriving in the same backyard, Thor calls out to the woman, "I wanted to tell you I'm Thor."
She yells, "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith or thpit!"
Quote of the Day:
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Random Daily Factoid:
The most productive day of the workweek is Tuesday.
Today's family fail comes from an unlikely source. I was able to snag a photo of Satora at her first birthday party. She was bad ass even back then.
Have a fangtastic day!  Brock    

No comments:

Post a Comment