Friday, January 31, 2014

Brock's Daily Post

TGIF Phoenix! We made it to the weekend. Those of you expecting bad weather, take care and stay warm. You can always count on Phoenix to provide some fun entertainment for snowy days and nights. 

Pop Culture Trivia for January 31, 2014
► 1865 - Congress passed the 13th Amendment, abolishing slavery in America.
► 1992 - ABC Sportscaster Howard Cosell retired.

Questions and Advice:
► If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
► If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
► Why do hair shampoo instructions say "Lather. Rinse. Repeat"? If you did this, would you ever be able to stop?
► Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators?
► It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
► A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
► A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.

Joke for today:
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Today’s Quote:
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Paul Fix

Random Factoid:
Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum!

Have a fangtastic Friday!  Brock