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Pop Culture Trivia for March 26, 2014
1971: East Pakistan proclaimed its independence, taking the name Bangladesh.
1979: In a ceremony at the White House, President Sadat of Egypt and Prime Minister Begin of Israel signed a peace treaty ending 30 years of war between the two countries.
1982: Groundbreaking ceremonies for the Vietnam Veterans Memorial took place in Washington, DC.
2000: Vladimir Putin was elected president of Russia.
1971: East Pakistan proclaimed its independence, taking the name Bangladesh.
1979: In a ceremony at the White House, President Sadat of Egypt and Prime Minister Begin of Israel signed a peace treaty ending 30 years of war between the two countries.
1982: Groundbreaking ceremonies for the Vietnam Veterans Memorial took place in Washington, DC.
2000: Vladimir Putin was elected president of Russia.
Joke of the Day:
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?"
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane. Only this time there were two people in the plane!
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and YOU tell her where I was last night!"
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?"
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane. Only this time there were two people in the plane!
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and YOU tell her where I was last night!"
Quote of the Day:
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
Random Daily Factoid:
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
Today's family fail is a good one! Guess who is responsible for this one!
Have a fangtastic day my friends! Brock
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