Friday, February 7, 2014

Brock's Daily Post

Good morning Phoenix! Bundle up - it's cold out there! Anyone got any good plans for the weekend? Valentine's Day is coming soon - what are you hoping to get from your sweetie?

Pop Culture Trivia for February 7, 2014
► The Beatles arrived in the United States for the first time back in 1964
► Ex-planet Pluto moved inside real planet Neptune's orbit, in 1979, for the first time since both planets were known to science

Learned at the movies: A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

Joke of the Day:
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."

Quote of the Day:
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry

Random Factoid of the Day:
The ball on top of a flagpole is called a 'truck'.

In Case you were interested:
If your birthday is today, you were likely conceived on May 17th. (handing out brain bleach so that you can get the visual of your parents “doing it” out of your head)

Have a fangtastic Friday!  Brock



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