Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Brock's Daily Post

Good morning Phoenix! Those of you that are going to be in the winter storm path, please be careful. Better yet, stay in and let us entertain you! (cue the Gypsy Rose Lee song....)

Pop Culture Trivia for February 4, 2014
► George Washington was elected as the first president of the United States by the Electoral College way back in 1789
► In 1825, the Ohio Legislature authorized the construction of the Ohio and Erie Canal and the Miami and Erie Canal
► Professional baseball player Pete Rose (aka Charlie Hustle) was banned 'for life' from the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1991 due to the fact that he used to illegally gamble on games.


Joke of the Day:
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

Quote for the Day:
I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside naked!' (I don’t know who said this, but my bet is on Kade….)

Random Factoid:
The average person laughs 13 times a day.

Have a fangtastic day!  Brock

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