Good morning and Happy Hump Day everyone! Are you getting into the Irish Spirit yet? You only have a few more days to enter the contest, so what are you waiting for?
Pop Culture Trivia for March 12, 2014
1993: Janet Reno was sworn in as the first female attorney general of the United States.
1994: The Church of England ordained women priests for the first time in 460 years.
2002: The color-coded terror alert system was unveiled by Homeland Security chief Tom Ridge.
2003: The prime minister of the Serbian state (of Serbia and Montenegro), Zoran Djindjic, was assassinated.
1993: Janet Reno was sworn in as the first female attorney general of the United States.
1994: The Church of England ordained women priests for the first time in 460 years.
2002: The color-coded terror alert system was unveiled by Homeland Security chief Tom Ridge.
2003: The prime minister of the Serbian state (of Serbia and Montenegro), Zoran Djindjic, was assassinated.
Joke of the Day:
A man standing at a urinal notices that he's being watched by a midget.
"Wow," comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and continues to pee.
Suddenly, the midget pulls up a step ladder right next to the urinal and says, "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, but as they're so admirable, I wonder if I could take a closer look."
Again the man is rather startled, but sees no real harm in it. Just then, the midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "OK, hand me your wallet, or I'll jump off the ladder!"
A man standing at a urinal notices that he's being watched by a midget.
"Wow," comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and continues to pee.
Suddenly, the midget pulls up a step ladder right next to the urinal and says, "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, but as they're so admirable, I wonder if I could take a closer look."
Again the man is rather startled, but sees no real harm in it. Just then, the midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "OK, hand me your wallet, or I'll jump off the ladder!"
Quote of the Day:
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Anonymous
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Anonymous
Random Daily Factoid:
The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head around 360 degrees, the Owl comes close at 270 degrees!
The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head around 360 degrees, the Owl comes close at 270 degrees!
Today's family fail comes from Niko - he was so excited about getting a new toy, he totally forgot one important thing. I think the recoil blasted him into the next county!
Have a fangtastic day everyone, and don't forget to get your entries in ! Brock
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